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Spam page!

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It's because of the Spam...

Spam e-mail was becoming a larger burden than I could bear, until I subscribed to a spam-filtering service. I was receiving hundreds of spam messages every day. Even with the filtering, I am still getting 100 per day. To prevent spam robots from harvesting my addresses and phone number, I am now making them available in disguised form.

Spam in history...

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

George Orwell, Animal Farm

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Hormel President Richard Knowlton presents a can of Spam to Soviet President Boris Yeltsin, 1992. Nikita Khrushchev once credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. ''Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army,'' he said.

The Monty Python Spam skit